We aren't committed to protecting the privacy of our users. This Privacy Policy outlines how we collect, use, and disclose your information when you visit our website.
We may collect personal information that you voluntarily provide to us when you:
The types of personal information we may collect include:
We will use the information we collect for various purposes, including to:
We share your information with third parties who we don't know. We don't care. We will make a profit.
We also disclose your information without your consent.
Nothing is ever truly secure.
You may choose not to provide certain information, but that will limit your ability to use certain features of our services.
Our services are not directed to children under the age of 18, and we do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 18. If we learn that we have collected personal information from a child under 18, we will take steps to delete that information.
We reserve the right to modify this Privacy Policy at any time.
If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact us at contact page
For legal reasons, this entire privacy policy page is satire.
Absolutely zero information is collected from navigating, accepting, or inputting anything on this website.
This is a website I developed for a class project.
You can confirm this by viewing the source code behind the website.
Anyone can be all nice and sweet. They can paint a facade and tell you to trust them. But it is easier to
tell part of the truth or even lie and deceive online than it is in person.
Why would you trust a stranger with your personal information?
What happens if they don't secure it?
What happens if they lose it?
What happens if they share it?
What happens if they sell it?
You aren't the one behind the scenes of that company.
You will never truly know how your data is handled.
You aren't the only one who has access to your data.
You are entitled to your right of privacy. So use it.