Welcome to ELBOHTON! You want the boost of energy from an energy drink or a super-sugarized coffee, but without the withdrawal? Well, you've stopped at the right place. We create fruit-flavored energy juices that are made with 100% real home-grown fruit. Whether you're working on a car and causing oil leaks on the garage floor, or watching a drag race (allegedly) on a public road, you would want to have an ELBOHTON in your hand. With top-secret labratory research, we found that over 23 million people drink energy drinks every day in the United States ALONE.
All of the energy drinks you can think of come with a cost: they are ridiculously unhealthy, containing astronomical levels of caffiene and sugar, leading to symptoms such as rising heart rates and high blood pressure. Results of consuming these drinks may lead to common side effects such as DEATH, headaches, weight gain, heart disease, leprosy, and a forever-lit "check-engine" light in your car.
I know, a shocker right? We here at ELBOHTON have employees who have worked in the energy drink industry, describing how labor-intensive, unsafe, and unfriendly the environment is in making these products. This gives us a first-person insight on not only why the products themselves are bad, but the company as a whole.
ELBOHTON does not tolerate any of that. We hire expert gardners and environmentalists to create the best healthy yet tasty juice you can drink without having a second thought of regret indulging in an unhealthy activity. Why can't we have both "healthy" and "sweet"? Well, now you do. Check out some of our unique flavors on a recent project we made for car mechanics!
